Zeke’s Cool Stuff

Ridiculous Gear for the Bold

Nonsensical. Over-the-top. Shockingly practical.

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MK-VII Urban Jetpack

Quiet(ish) take-offs, coffee-cup holder, HOA-approved flight ceiling.

$4,999,999.99

“Beskar-ish” Mandalorian Suit

Working accessories, lighted cape. This is (probably) the way.

$12,345.67

Quantum Pocket Resonator

Does nothing—and everything. Schrodinger would buy two.

$3,210.00